# Mari Pose Korek Hidung #

Okey mari kite kenal kan model kecik nonet comel ni dulu..tapi nakal nyer Ya Allah..ngalahkan lelakiiiii.. abang dier si Kimi pon jadik mangsa buli dier okk.. (cam i time kocikk duluu jer niee..bak kate my family members laaa...) baguss baguss..nanti dah besar..jadik cam YaYan ko nie yer.....mmmuuahahahha......abess laaa pening pale parents dier....heeeee nasib ler mong and ong.....

dier nie sangat cam-whore ok..... pantang ko hala camera kat dier....perghhh possing...terus angkat tangan dier...org suh buat PEACE..dier tak retiii...so dier reti angkat satu jari jerkk...jadik laaa PAUSE kann.....muahahhaa...nih i suh dier main posing...sambil sampai korek idung........kih kih kih kih kih........

#1st Pose

PAUUUUUUSSEEEEEEE!!!!! (instead of peace...)

#2nd Pose

Arahan:

DK: okeh Bella... letak kat sini jari tuh.... (sambil jari i tunjuk kat hidung)..

dan Bella mematuhi arahan..bagussss...

#3rd Pose

DK: haa angkat dua2 tangan plakk...

and sebagai model amateur.... Bella mengikut arahan photographer dgn pantasnyeeee.... bagussss adik didik ku ini....

#4th Pose

DK: Haaa....letak dekat cikit ngan idung bella...letak camnie...(time nieee i dah gelak tak leh blahhh dahhhhh...)

okeh set...!!!! dedua jari dah dekat ngan lubang idung dierrrrr...... nextttttt POSE????

FINAL POSE!!

yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! mission accomplished!!...enough said.......

wakakakakakakakakakakaka.... lawak laaa budak kenit nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! she made my day!!!! muuuaahhh!!!

#Plastic Surgery#

Caye tak korang i dah buat plastic surgery....?? wakakkaakkakaa.... heishhh gilo apooo.....nih plastic surgery kat computer jer laaa..click click click..dahhhhh lainnnn......daaahhh lawwoooo..gituuuu.....

ari tuh i pi amik gambor passport..HR nak....hurmm.... lame dah tak amik gambo passport nieee.... last amik time biler pon tak hengat..last year kot...huishhh lamoo tak??..... uiii cina ni amik gambo i terkangkang2 korang tauu....cam kungfu pon ader...kagum jap.....................................................................................................

okey.....dah abes kagum...

pastuh dah amik....i pon ckp laa ngan that chinese guy...."ehhhh u kasi touch up cantek2 tauuuu...." waakakka.... mati laa kan..lam gambar nampak lawoo...in reality ......bapakkk laa hazab...ekekekeke....uishh cina tuh pon dgn melayan kan.... "of course maaaa....i leh kasi touch up kasi cantek punyaaa"..uwaaaa.... (dalam hatiii....tak cantekkk siappp koooo..)

pastuh i pi layan mamak dulu sorang2...wahhh..gilerrr aaa..lepak sengsorang...makan sengsorang..jarang tol buat cenggini di luar umah......huish... dah besauuu anak mak nie..hikss....overr..... pastuhhh nakt gk hasilnyer.... i sendiri terperanjatttttt..... rase cam bukan mukee sendiri jerr..muke org lain.....huishhhh.......

TAADAAAAAAA...

lain siot muke guwee..tanye my mom dier kate samee jer...eisk eisk eisk.. thanks to photoshop!! wakakakaka....

#miracle#

muahahaha miracle kah????

haa gempak tak gempak trolley tuh kan........lek jer hold the tree...mmuakakka....agak2 antor kt paper dapat rm50 tak???kihkhihkhih

Bali Trip (Day4-part 1)

uuwaaa...last day dahh.... tapi tak sabar gak nak balik rasenyerrr...sebab rinduuu ler......ngan tanah airku..ahhahahakss..muauahhhaas.....ari nie our trip to Ubud was fully sponsored by our fren Mr Syeikh...aikk time kasih... 800,000 rupiah for the transportations and the spa package for both of us... eeeee..baik tauu..ahahahah thanks a lott babeee....

after checked out kitorang dijemput oleh Pak Gedi....dier lah driver kitorang for the day.... journey to Ubud took about 1 hour laa lebey kurang.... lame juge...leh laa lentok2 tidoq dulu before sampai.... tapi kalo tidoq rugi laa..coz on the way to Ubud tuh..kat tepi2 jalan tuh banyak gilerr jual furniture.... benda menatang bulat yg ader kat tepi pantai tuh pon banyakkk.......haishh...carving dier tok sah cakap laaaaaaa..lawaaaaaaa......uwaaaa...

everywhere korang akan jumper ler monumen2 cenggini....

on the way tuh..Pak Gedi hentikan we all kt this one stop..dier ader jual souvenirs laa..banyak..... then carvings pon banyak juall......

sangat kreatif laa dorang..ntah cemane laa dorang buat menatang nie..sangat2 haluss......

i nak kuda nieee..ahaha harga dier?? 65,000,000 rupiah...lebey kurang rm26,000..aauuuwwwwww..motiifff suke kudaaa kan???? hihihihikss...

nak benda alah ni satu aa letak kat umah..tapi cam horror je kan.......kot dier gerak2 lak tetengah malam kannnnn..heeeeeee...

hargaaaa leh tahan mahal ler jugak.....ingat senang kee nak ukirrr???? gi try buat!!..huuhuh..kompom jadik botol opener tuh..ahahahha..opss...

ni workshop dorang menyulam mengkuang....

then next stop we all pi tempat jual hand made silver... OH MY GOD..the prices are ridiculous okeyy..tak masuk akal..tapi bleh bargain sebenarnyer..my fren cakap dier leh dapat until 70-80% discounts kat sinih.....kalo korang tgk silver dier....harga dah tahap level Tiffany & Co. kay..tapi tak worth it lah sebab silver dier tak kilat sgt pon......

nih entrance nak masuk tempat tuh....

penuh kesabaran dier buat.....kalo i la kan...takder makne lerrrr..kena campakk dah menatang tuh kat dinding...kihkhihkhih..

yang buat benda2 ni muda2 beliaa belakee....

then terus gi shop dier...tgk harga mengucap jer laa...tak beli paper pon...ehehhehee... then terus shoot gi Pasar Ubud...

yeayy dah sampai..possing lu.....

nih dekat depan palace ape tatau...cam tutop jek time niee......takder laa kitorang masuk sebab ader anjing..kang ader org nanges lagik kangg...ahhahaks..laaarikss...ampon Lina..mmmuaahh!!

okey kat Pasar Ubud niee korang leh bargain giler babss punyer kay TAPIIIIII...ahah ader citer best nieeeee..

korang kasik dorang letak harga dulu tau..... jgn ko mandai2 letak harga sendiri....kalo tak ....kena cam i...ahahhahaha i nak tanye harga ader this one bag tau...

me: ibuk.... ini harganya 10,000 yaaa???(belom paper dah letak harga sendiri ko....)

ibu penjual: apaaa inii letak hargaanya murah sekali.....cong ceng cong ceng cong ceng cong...(dier membebel engkooo tak hingatttt)..

me: ooo bukan kee?? tak bleh yer 10,000? (lagik sengal mau kena maki lagik niee....)

ibu penjual: mana ada untungyee...bla bla bla blaa..kalo mau beli nggak bisa diletak harganya duluuu....bla bla bla blaaa...(time ni i dok buat bodo jer aa..dah takot sbnrnyer...kihkhihki)

then i ajak lina blah..dier leh lak pi nak tanye2 g..... i punyer laa dah cuak kena pukul ke ape jap gi kann..ahhaa...then dengar dierrr memaki membebel kat belakang..

ibu penjual: Malaysia ini jelekk orangnyaa..kasik roboh pesawatnyaa nanti...(sambil dier menepuk lina..kakaka..lina lak kena kan....uiiihhh muluttt koo kannn.....sib baik takder paper kay....tattoottt...laarikkkkk...)

takot takk wehhh....korang jgn memandai2 letak harga korang..suh dier letak harga dier dulu..then baru korang leh bargain..korang rayu2 sket...mesti dapat nyer laa..coz business diorang slow sket skang..tak banyak dah tourists compared before bombing dulu.....so dorang akan merayu kt korang..suh beli buat PELARIS laa katenyee...then biler dah dapat duit..dorang akan tepuk2 duit tuh kat barang2 yg dorang jual...haa gituuu..kekdahnyerrr.....

kat sini barang2 hiasan tok rumah perghh lawa2 murah2 beb...... tabble runner sumer ader lah.. yang made of cinnemon kan..hurmm murahhh jerk kat sini........

then ader laaa nak dekat 3 jam kat sini..panas satu hal...then nak kejar spa lagik..appointment kol 2.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....jom pi spaaaa lak!!

Bali Trip (Day3-part 1)

pejam celik pejam celik..cepatt jer dah 3rd day in Bali.... aiyakk...tak puass laaa... rase kene 2 minggu dok sini baru puas kot...harkkss...overrrrrrr.......tapi rase cam nak pegi lagik jer next march..jommmm korang!! gi ramai2...hiks.....

so today kitorang plan nak pi Uluwatu or Dreamland...tempat nie mmg famous aaa if korang nak tgk sunsets gituh..... but ader lagik satu tempat Tanah Lot..adeh ni tak smpt nak pegi..... tapi they say....mmg cantik giloss aaaa scenery kat situh... saper suke tangkap gambar awan kepul2 tuh pi laa sini...nangesss kay tgk......

seriauuuu tgk bawah nunnn..tinggi giler...

tinggi tak dek non...atas tuh temple dorang..tak leh nak masuk dah..tutop pulakk....

eeeee......menggigil kepale lutut dok tepi tuh....gayat seh...

lawaaaa takkkk?? (bukan model....view kat blakangg..ahahaks...larikkksss..)
eeee lawaaa..tak terkateeee....

Kt Uluwatu nih ader cultural dance..name dier Tarian Cak...hahaha aper yang cak pon tatau... tapi dier citer pasal Sita and Rama tuh... bleh main bacakk bacakk laa kat sinii.... ritual dier cam scary aaaa jugak...costume dier.. monyet2 tuh sumer..... Lina keje nak terkezut jer ko kan.....(harks mati kene carut.....yerrr...yer..i pon terkezut gakk....)...anyways...memang best bangat ler nak tgk...so nak masuk tgk tarian cak ni kena bayor... 50,000 rupiah around rm16 laa lebih kurang per person....

nih nak masuk kt tmpt ritual tuh...muke Lina pas freaked out giler dgn monyet...ahahaks...

peace from Uluwatu...

ramai gak org tengok...

pakcik nie kasi nyala api dulu baru leh bacak bacakk jap gi....ihihihih..

dah start cak cak dah time nie....

dorang tak berenti ehh nyanyi cak cak cak cakk..kalo i kompom ponekkk..

dah tuh..sorang2 kena renjis..nak dapat restu agaknyer..cam tepung2 tawar tuh..(mandai2 jer aku kan...)

tetibe ader 2 dancers pempuan kuar...eee scary laa muke korang..(actually dorang ader lebih kurang 5-6 scenes citer pasa Sita and Rama nie.....tapi haram den tak paham kalo tak refer kat handouts yang dorang bagik...)

last skali monyet putih kena bakar.....tapi tak terbakauu pon.......

we all stay kat sini sampai malam...so dapat tgk sunset bagai... but kat sini korang kene VERY CAREFUL kay... monyet2 sangat bersepah...so korang kena bukak your sunglasses ke spek ker..getah rambut ke..aper2 yg korang pegang sumer..kena jage...sebab monyet ni Lanunn u alll... keje nak merembat retaaa org jerkk... garang2 lak tuh....Lina sampai nanges laaa takottt kann...hahahahahahaha..lawak siot...tapi serious....jgn main2 eh ngan monyet kat sini............(muke serious...)

eee kepul2 awan....geram takk bojeng?? ahhahaha

aaaa..nangess tau tengok...romantic habesss...

tak puas hati laaa...tempat kitorang duduk tak pat tgk straight sunsets tuh..kalo tak ....sure dapat shot yang lagik baikk....(kan sifu?? ahahahks..)

nak masuk kat tempat nie..korang kalo pakai shorts ke ape..kena laa pakai kain sarung color purple and kuning.. but for me and Lina..kitorang dah pakai proper abes kan..so kena ikat riben jer kat pinggang...motiiifff??? acikk tak tauuu...

heh....possing tak ingat kan...padahall kepale lutut tengah gigil niee...tahan machooo jer niee...

meh lah layan video cak2 nie...sket jer laa tapiiii.......

after Uluwatu kitorang teruss balik Nusa Dua.....nak pi carik makan2... so the taxi driver drop us..dekat luar area Nusa Dua resort..uishh loteh jugakk laa berjalan.. haaaa...cakap pasal taxi driver niee...u guys kene hati2... dorang akan cakap...dorang tunggu korang if they drop u guys kat mane2 lah....then dier akan cakap...they'll stop the meter...so biler korang naik balik kira sambung ngan meter before tuh la kan...

for our case..mase kitorang gi spa.... dier drop kitorang kt situ.... time tu tergerak la plak hati i nak tgk meter kann....so tau laaa jumlah dier around 28850 rupiah...... then after abis spa..2 hours later..masuk2 ketaaaa...tetiiibeeeeeeeeeee jerkk meter tuh naikkkkkk doublee jadik 55750 rupiah....wahh precise sungguh angkanyer...kire lebey kurang camtuh laa... hampeh x hampeh kann.. thennn i tanye laa..

me: ehh pakk... kenapa meter nyer naikk pakkk??? tadik lain angkanya..

taxi driver (pak suarsa): owh tidak...saya salah tekan tadik..tadik gelapp... saye nggak nampak ... tersalah tekan butang......

me: eeeeeeeeeeee pahalll ko leh jadi buteeee tetibe???? brp thn bawak taxi leh salah tekann???...(dalam hati i laa..hihihiks...)

then dier terus jalan.... i bising2 lagik ngan lina... terus dier stop kat tepi... and dier tekan reset balik aaaa.....tauuuuuuu lak rase bersalah... ader gak cubaan nak menipu tuh... eeeeee... so moral of the story....dorang memang KUAT MENIPU kay...jgn cayeeee 100%..eh takyah caye langsung aaa..kalo bleh..korang tipu dorang balik....haaa...canteekk la tuh....

Bali Trip (Day2-Part3)

hurmmm..spa in Bali is a MUST eh... gi Bali..tak pekenaa spa dier....hurmm..tak complete laa ur trip to Bali... the origination of Spa is in Sanur.....so korang nak cheap spa but bestttt leh gi Sanur.... but in Nusa Dua and Kuta area pon ader spa gak... you guys kena pandai carik tempat spa laa..mane yang standard price...mane yang mahal kan.... but of course laa hotel nyer spa much more expensive laaaa kan..... but u shud go and survey la dulu mane2 tmpt yang best..... but this place.. the taxi driver yang recommend..dier kate price nyer standard.. and this spa is in Nusa Dua area..... hurmmmmmm... sakit ati gak ler..sebabbbb... the 2nd spa was much mooooore cheaper and ader baaaanyak lagik treatmentnyer....... (tipah tertipu???? tataauuuuuu....) nanti citer kay....

mbak ni tgh explain all the oils nyer function and bau2 dierk.....

tenang sungguh kt dalam nie..hurmmm...wanggiiiii setamann..

uilk..possing lu kt bathtub dierk..2 org kay masuk lam nie.. cube korang bayangkan...hurmmm bayaaanggkann..hahahahaks..ops..dah dah..

so before start the treatment....u guys need to choose ur massage oil....macam2 bau adaaa.... jasmine ler...lemongrass ler... for this one..we tried jasmine oil...waaangii bangattttt..... we took 1 room..so senang laa..i leh tgk Lina..Lina leh tgk i... aaauuuuwwww.... ahahhaks... then..we need to take off our clothes and put on a disposable panty...hikhikhik... at first maaaluuu aa..eish...eishh.. oopss..takleh lebey2 citer laa kay... so... the massage was great..... 1 hour of body massage... then.... scrub.....for 15 mins....then....lumur dgn yogurt plak.....for another 15 mins kot.. then... last skali mandi bungaaa...aiyooooo... kot2 laa jodoh sampai cepat kan pas mandi bunga..kihkihkihkih....this spa costs us about 50USD per person..mahal kah???? it's around rm181.50 kot..... 2 hours spa.... okey laaaaaaaaaaaaa kot.....

best beb....!!

nie we all after dah siap sumer.. with Lina nyer tukang urut.....mine dah ilang tah kemane ntah...

happy and satisfied customers....wahhh relax abisss.......addicted dah nie ngan spa......

after massage....hurmmm..dinner manee ehhh?? owhhhhhh....free dinner okeyy.. hahaa..those new friends or strangers yg i jumper at the airport...invited us for dinner at Jinbaran.. hurmm.. makan lobster ko... hik hik....thank u STRANGERS...hikhihkihk.... then the best thing was....hurmmm...... our last day trip was sponsored by one of them... auuuwwww.... murah rezeki MR Syeikh...hiks....thank u thank u sooo muchhhhh!!!... ill tell bout the last day trip later laa kay....mane kitorang pegi sumer.....:)

yeayyy...jom pi makannn free....!! (hakhakhak keji tauuu!)

anyways... Dinner at Jinbaran was unforgettable laaaa beb... band yang nyanyi kt meja kitorang... perghhhh..bestttt... korang request laa ape laguu..dorang leh gorenggggg giler babss nyerrr beb... lagu Raihan tak tau laa dapat main ke tak kan..ahahahaks...opss....but if u guys tgh candle light dinner..then suh dorang nyanyi lagu romantik2 tangkap leleh...perghh nangess beb... i requested lagu Main Hati from Andra and the Backbone.. wahhhh...tetibe rinduuuu bebb....adeh adehhhhh........sib bek tak nanges jer kan..auuww..overr!!

cowok yg kat tengah tuh..gorenggg memang sampai hanguss laa beb lagu2 tuh....

owh we had so much fun on our Spa day....hikss.... baanyaakk lagik nak citer nie..korang dah muntah lomm bace??? mmmuuahahhahahaa

Bali Trip (Day2-Part2)

hurmm..the beach was sooooo B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L...... the scenery was awesome......hurmmm... sangat2 peaceful kat sini... love it sooo much...tenang jer beb...... banyak benda leh pk kat sini...macam2 laa terpk.... what needs to be done and undone....hehehe... tapi cuci mate pon ader gak kan..tapi hot guys tak ramai aa sini...cesss...yg tua2 ader laa....nak tgk topless hot guys...u guys kena laa pegi Kuta town ke... haaa...kat situu bersepah2 shirtless guys....bodyyyyy macam Frank Martin pon ader...uuwaa..nangess... hikhihkhik..ooo topless girls?? kena gi beach beb... aderr.....hohohoh.....

time nie takder org sgt coz still early kan...

best woo..lepak2 sorang2 lam menatang bulat niee....

nih makcik mane ntah from Japan... lagik ler..holiday sorang2....

meh jalan2 di tepi pantai...hurmm...........

gerammm tgk kebiruan lautnyer....nak mandi...takder gang plak...gang gi conference...(kecowh la lu minahh...)

tetibe nampakkk gazebo tuh...gazebo kah?? (eh ader org panggil "pagoda"..kuangkuangkuang...)

wee..gi jalan2...agak jauh beb..ni kire dah masuk kawasan HOTEL LAIN dah nie....

ermm...ader lagik menatang nie.... ni square shape....(confirm hotel lain kay...bukan Westin...hiks)

tadaaa..takder org lak tuh....per lagik..conquer laa kan...

angin sepoi2 bahase....best beb...layan angin...

tak tau laa aper org tuh buat tgh laut tuh....tapi dier tak tenggelam lak tuh..lek je jalan2 lam air tuh....

tgh syiok2 layan kepale...tetibe ader budak 2 org ni datang..eiskk..kasik potongg laa dek nonnn..

tapi before that.... tgh2 i layan blues kan..(blues ok bukan blue...ko gilo???)...tetibe hidung i bauuuu tenggikk giler..perghh..pelik laa..mane datang bau badan org tengik kt tepi2 pantai nie.....toleh2 blakang..ader mamat Bangla ke mane ntahh....lepak sorang2 kat blakang....eeuuuuwwww.. kasik potong stim jer tau... sib baik tak migrain.... serious ok..i sangattt laa tak sukeee org ader Body Ordure nie...euuuuww...get urself a deodorant laaaaa beb......diri sendiri nyer bau confirm laa dah immune bau tuh kan... org len bauu?? tak ke pengsann??......................................sib baik ler mamat tuh lepak around 15 mins jerk...15 mins tuh jugak aaa.... i dah restless giler... cesss.....sib bek tak pengsan....

on the way back to hotel.. nampak wedding mat saleh mane ntah......ooowhhh..how romantic......tepi beach lak tuh.....auuwwww...

yeayy..balik2 bilik lina ajak lunch...we had our lunch dlm bilik ajork...becoz lunch break till 2.. tak sempat nak gerak kemane2...

me with Salmon Pizza...

Lina and her Sphagetti....

after lunch... i gi melepak lagik tepi beach..layan novel a bit......then.. at 5 kena get ready.. coz at 5.30 kitorang nak gerak from hotel to our 1st Spa sessionn... oikk.. 1st??? ahhaha becoz we had the 2nd one... heaaaaavveeennnn!!!!