Tagged by Kak Ayu...(",)

muahs..kak ayu....my sweet big blogger sis (big tuh means elder sis la ok....larikkkssss)..my gang bas merah...ehhehe... so here's the tag laa...answered specially for u la ok....muah!!!

WHAT IF YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND/EX-BOYFRIEND SAID THESE TO YOU......

1.hi,how r ya?
::Alhamduillah...im doing great....u sehat??

2.hey!you wanna go to mall?
::jommmmmm!!!..(panggg kene lempang kot...ahhaha)

3.i love you..
::uilkkkkk.....??

4. do you want some cookies?
::cookies?? bleh jer..nak...!! famous amos jer.....stakat chipsmore..pass!!!tak pon i leh buat sendiri...chhewwahh...

5.can u take me a picture?
::owh boleh boleh.....meh suh "kawan" saye amik kan..dier terrer..bab2 ngamik gambo niee....

6. help me in my homework
::oh God... i dun realize ur that stupid dude....

7. here's my gift to you
::owh...thanks..(org bagi kite hamikkkk..)hahahaa

8. let's just be textmates
:: oh no hal bro...

9. do you want me to buy u an ipod?
::yeahhhhhhhh sureee....(org memberii kite hamikk bebbb..)

10.let's sit together in the bus..
::i have a car dude....

11.hi baby..
::??????

12.you still cute
::i know...(hahahaha mati laa perasannnn kan...)

13.i still love you
::hurmm...i dun see it's coming....

14.can i visit your house?
::yurp sure...(sedare sesame islam persalahnyer kan...hohohok)

15.do u love me
::i dont know babe...u tell me....

Follow these instructions:
named 5 candidates on ur listask them to complete this tag repost on their blogwrite the title"WHAT IF UR EX SAID THIS TO U?"

pammm pammmm pammmm..saperkah mangsanyer??

1. Ayusolo (berlambak giler tag dier x jawab gi nie..bagik laagik..duliksss!!)

2. Bojeng (amikkkk..jawab jgn x jawab)

3. Megatrashid (owh ari tuh u tag i..nah i tag u balik...hikss)

4. Sis Nad Eusoff...(ko rajin jawab soalan kan..amik nie!..hihihks)

5. Mrs Taj (ahahha tak pasal2 akak kena kann....dulikss..jawab kak..ehheeh)

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eh..korang tau citer ANTOO FIGHTER???? OMG!!!!! the most stupid malay movie i've ever watched.....mesti korang pelik..perhal laa i pi tgk citer tuh kann?? nih terdesak namenyer n terpakse...dah takder citer nak tgk.....(perghh alasann kann..)...sebab movie penuh n mase tak sesuai..yg ok pon antoo fighter ajorkk.. dah tuh asal tak yah tgk terusss????? haaa..sebab mmg nak KENA tgk wayang gak..(KENA katenye ehh...ahhahaks...sbnrnyer nak mengisi mase lapang ajer tak tau wat per kan...)

serious u all..citer dier lawak BANGANG giler..bukan bodoh dah....heishhh... cam shelakee siot lawak dier...lawak yang hurmmm.. entah laa tak tau laa nak cakap ok.... ader laa 2-3 part yang kelakar giler..yang lainnnn.. NAN ADOOOO beb.... nyesal la plak tgk... 2 JAM lak tuh..bukan nyer sejam suku keee..sejam setengah ke...tapiiiii 2 JAM bebbb menghadap citer bodowh tuh...cesssssss...citer pasal hantu yang nak idupkan raja hantu...mender2 tah....merepek sial citer dierk....wooops...nak rate pon i rate.... 1/10 kot...eish tuh pon nanges2 nie nak rate 1..ingat letak 0 jerkkk!!!

anyways... i went to Time Square...n then me and my "bestfren" had lunch at this new cafe...SWEETCHAT..eh best laaa u ols tempat dier....food dier not bad... and then they have meal set siap ader dessert lagik...ader banyak choices of dessert lak tuhh..best gilerr u ols..gi aaaaa try!! recommended!! air dier ader mcm2 colorrr...ahaahhaa..bleh ak kan.... but serious... affordable and not bad la food dier... one more thing sebab dessert dier tuh kott...kalo tak..takkan laa panggil SWEETchat kan....sebabbb sweeeeetttt gilos dessert dier..(opss..mati laa kan...ader kene mengena keee ??haahaha)

nampak benda bulat atas meja tuh?? press that button and then the waitress.......NAN ADOO yang datangggg..cesss...lebey baik takyah letak.......menderrr ler...

colorful gilos air dierk...rase pon pelik sbnrnyer..ehehhee...air i color pink laa "tropical punch"..represents Gurl la obviously kan...... (girl power! ok?)

sphagetti black pepper chicken... eishh sedapppp u ols!!

pelik sbnrnyer rase air tuh.............................................

org tuh budget diet la plak kan..but the chicken sandwich was ok jugak!..n the hot pudding pon bestt beb... and another dessert..bubur pulut hitam..sedapppp jugerrrrkkkkk

thanks to u....i had so much fun :)!!! weeeee...even side mirror ko patah kannn.... cessss..... x der laa pro sgt bawak kete dier niee upenyerrr...buat maluuu jer brooo...ahahahks...

side mirror terkulai layu.....salah budget time parking..blehhhhh????? malu laa brooooooo..maluuuu.....ahhahahahaha

then kitorang jumper this couple...aahahaks...bolehhhh??? LIVERPOOL loves MANCHESTER UNITED....harks..boleh united korang.....selamberrrr....ehh...sounds familiar jer that combination....apakahhh???? hahahaks....jeng jeng jenggg.....

Weeeee...

Hai all!! what a friday la today...... i went to Pavillion AGAIN....with my mom..my cousin and my bro.... bought SOME stuff...hihihih...n to fill my empty spaces nie....to kill my free time..i bought 3 novels by Cecilia Ahern instead..uish murah aa..dier jual 1 pack consists of 3 books for rm65.90..murah dok?? hahaa and my mom said i am so JIWANG...Jiwangkah?? owh sket jerk..ahaha org SINGLE mmg begitu...suke bace novel jiwang2 coz tak pat nak praktik kan lagik in real life..tapi just imagining the stuff...hahhhaha..tak gitu?? betol aaaa..korang mmg tanak mengaku kan..... cessss..

definitely gonna bring them to Bali....(cess....cam abis jerk kan nak bace tiga2 kt sane..)

penat tunggu nak pi tgk MY Edward Cullen...hikhihkihkhik...

hurmm...im feeling happy even rase cam geram and a bit pissed off....tapi duliks laa not my problem..it's your problem..... so whoever u are and u know who u are.... just hold on la okey... im not the one who turned back on u and definitely not the one who told the person to do so......it's the person's decision and u just need to respect it...i've been there and done that...and i truly know how u feel..

im just pissed off for whoever sent the comment and saying that i need to muhasabah myself? wtf? sorry if im a bit harsh here.... but some how..if u dont know the full story and the truth about it..pleasee laaa kay...dun make any assumptions yang bukan2 and then tuduh org lain yg bukan2...c'mon laa kay.... u have brain...so use it wisely!! blaja tinggi2 tapi benda2 camni takleh nak pk...den lotih laaa!!!....sorry laaa..my entries lately are all about my emotions yang tak tentu hala...anywaysssssssssssssssssssss...

im falling in love with this guy from the movie "TWILIGHT"!!!

Mr. Edward Cullen or his real name....ROBERT PATTINSON...he's freaaaakingly hottttt andddd yummyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!...harks.....ader tak laki melayu muke cenggini??hikhikhik...meh sini i nak bg contact no meh.....ahahahhaa...

i've watched the movie and it's about the handsome vampire who falls in love with a normal human being... uish.....sweeeeeetttt sangat movie nii and nak2 lagik ader robert pattinson yg berlakon jadik heroe dierk...berdarah idung ok tgk citer niee..aaaaa jadik giler...hhuhuuhh...robert pattinson ni if korang ingat dier pernah berlakon dalam harry potter but he died in that movie...ingat doookk?? yang pempuannn confirmmm ingat sebab dier soorang jer yg ensem nak mati dalam harry potter time tuh..kihkhikhi.... so i've rate this movie. for 9/10 ah.... jalan citer ok...and most importantly...the casts areeeeeeeee super duper hotttt!!!!

Still wondering.........

aalaalalalalallaaaa..still thinking... still deciding..... wahh...lots of things to think about.... adeh....den poning laa..den jiwakacau...tapi takper...stay cool..go slow......buat biaser...kite carik keje dulu...build up my career dulu.....benda lain tolak tepi jap.....kalo ader ....ader laa..... "i've chased u for long enough, it's time u chase me..."..boley??? kuangkuangkuang...(ehhee naja...i curik ayat u yang u curik from gossip girls)....

mende nak chasing2 nie...penat laaaaaaa..... "u nak ke tanak nie????????" perghhh..kalo laaa i bleh tanye direct camtuh kan.....harks...... bleh ker nak tanye direct camtuh??? adeh...takder courage lagik ah...korang paham tak aper i citer nieee??? kalo x paham buat2 paham laaa blehhh?? saper paham..memang tererrrrr aaa...sehati sejiwa la kite....kehkehekeh...Seeppp skkettt!!

currently..im in a happy mood even jiwakacau sket..tapi still under control.... tak laa rase miserable cam dulu2 zaman frust tertonggeng2...harks......ill pray harder......"kalo betul...dekat kan...kalo tidak..jauh2kan.." tak gituh kak farra?? cewaaahhh..gune tips kak farra nie..ekekekekke...im enjoying my life to the fullest...:) i nak gi vacation next week....hikssss...ke mane?? ke seberangg u all.. nak bawa hati yang lara tak tentu hala nie..(TT)....cheewwahh......

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My therapyyyyy......

hurmm...got to stress down la eh...so i had another therapy session with my mom..harks.... we went to Pavillion..my fav place to hang out.... tak tau naper...but my frens ckp that's my second house dah..ahhaha....sket2 pavi...sket2 pavi.. dulikksss... i skeeee.....hiks....so kononnyer nak cuci mate jerk....window shopping katenyerrr... tapiiiiii.....

terjebakkk akhirnyerrrrrrrr...heeeeeeeeeeeee.....

"yang mana satu?? pilihan kalbu??" cheewaahh.....

uwaa....berdarah2 mate tgk beg2 purple niee tau....arrghhhh....

rambang mata nggak tauu mau pilih yg mane satuuu..ingat nak rompak jer tadik..kehkehkeh..

at the end.........pheuuwwhhhh...nanges nak wat choices...kalo leh nak amik sumer jerkkkkkk...banyakk bulu nak bayorrr???ops...

eh u guys... especially the gurls laaa..kakak2 makcik2 adik2... COACH ader sale this Friday...gi aaa serbu....20-30% off... Juicy Couture juge ader sale..starting tomorroww... so this friday.... nak pi mengular balik ke sane....hikhikhikhik.... "window shopping" katenyer...tadik went to coach..dah terpikat with the bracelet kat sane...hurmmmmmmmmm.. malam ni tido mimpi2 laaaaaaa....

ops...tersambar lak shoes from Jaspal..sangat comfortable ok..even ader heels..but korang leh berlari2 bile memakainyer..tak cayeee?? gi aa try!!!!...serious tak tipuuu... it's soooo worth it...

so..Year End Sale dah starttt..jooommmmmm p ngabiskan duit selagi duit masih aderrr...kuangkuangkuang... opss..kate nak jimat cermat.... economy nak downn.... cessss...per citer niee???????? akak2 bloggers geng bas merah...nanti ader meeting yerkkk?? looking forward to see u guys...muuuuaaahss..winduuuu aaaaaa dgn KERIUHAN..KELAZERAN korang... saper yg lazer???? haaa..ader laaaa akak2 tuh...ekkekkekekeke..muah! sebab saye pon lazer juge..so masyukkkkk aaa ngan anda semua.....korang memang best..so biler meeting nyerr????????????

muke puas hati..hiksss....(cam siblings eh kitorang??...i told my mom korang kate kitorang cam adik beradik..amboii..kembang kuncup kembang kuncup dier.... rahsia awet muda??? dier kate amalkan jer laa paper petua org tua bagi tuhhhh....and most important thing is jangan minum ice!!...oh my mom mmg tak minum ice.....she's 47 this year..)

Scomi Interview..

Halluuuuuuu...... hypeeeee.. just nak update on my interview with scomi engineering... opss.. first of all...i tak tau the post is for engineer.... second of all.. i filled in the form and put post yg i apply as a management trainee....akak confuuuuseeeddd u all...... adeh adeh adehhh....malu sebentar dgn interviewers...hark hark harkss....time dorang call tanak tanyer kan post ape....

Hot?? ahhahaharks...sile jgn muntah dan pengsan disini...hahahharks...

so...wednesday morning at 8.30 am i gerak from Seremban...wah awal tak i gerak....interview kol 11 tuuhh..excited ke??? eeeeiiishhhh takottttt....takott sesat...kehkhekeh....area pusar bandar damansara ni i tak laa familiar bebenoor...so tgk peta yg scomi provide pon cam poningg jer bace...cesss...so pg tuh dah agak dah...kompem sesat nyer..kihkhikhih.... sib bek ader mase lagik.. n sib baik i ader GPS free....my aunty...hiks... i called her and ask for directions... she's veeeerryyyyyyy good in giving directions ok....very the details...thank u aunty julie....hiks..

muke kecuakan+pucat nak p interview....uishhh dobar2 den...

then i managed to reach at wisma ches perdana at 9.45...uilkkk.. sejam lebey awal ko... pahal?? then i dah nervous2.... then after dah park..baru tau..parking tuh kene bayor rm6 SEJAM...ko gilooo???? kalah KLCC ok... cessss... nak tanak...park jer laa kat situ...terpakseee... then called up my fren..naja... borak2 til 10.15am.. i nek atas.... wah dah laa luper floor mane..men agak2 jerk...ahahhaha... sib baik jumperr....then dah register sumer kt receptionist tuh...dier suh tunggu kat waiting area... hurmmm..nervous nyer i...... hurmm...cam best jer keje kat sini....hiks...environment cam best... kt situh ader free coffee machine aaaaa.. tgk org dok ulang alik amik air kat situhh... kalo i...harusss laa tiap sejam ader kt situ..kehkehekehkeh..

ni waiting area dorang.....so..layan laa CNN kat situuu...but i buat poyo layan magazine pasal technology ke aper ntah....harksss....intelligent sungguh gayanyer....GAYA jer laaa...

hah that gurl yang tudung biru tuh pon dtg interview gak..tapi tatauuu laa post aper...makcik dorang kt blakang tuh berborak2 sakan...uishhh banyak free time makcik ehhh...

cuakkk while waiting for the interviewer...huishh....cam nak pengsan2 pon ader gak time nie..tapi lebih kepade ngantok sbnrnyer...kehkehkeh..

at 11 baru kene panggil.... interviewer ader 2 org... 1 lady from HR and she's from Seremban... then the manager...foreigner..Mr. Arwin... n i tak tau la plak he's from which country....kihkihi..tapi sementara nak tunggu Mr. Arwin i borak2 ler dgn Mrs. Mazwin tuh...uilk name sumer nak win win jerk...tukar name laa izyanwin diyanawin...cacat nyer..... then dapat tau mrs mazwin ni org Seremban jugeee...wahhh baguss....jumper org senegeri ok....so borak light2 laa dgn akak tuh amik mood...

to cut it short .... when the manager came....he said... he's looking for engineers and especially yang ader background pasal pneumatic and robotic which i have lah.... so he asked few questions especially on my study b/ground then my final year project and all that kind of stuff...then he said he has many male workers under him so... he wonder if i have any problem working with male workers??????????? ader ker probleeemm?????owhhh.... absolutely NO PROBLEM at all laa kannn.....akak sukeee ader laaaa...akakakkaa...(mati laa mengenyam kan...).....takkan laa nak ckp ader problem kot...cesss......name nyer dah keje... so u have to mix up with different type of people la kan... tak kire laa male ke female ke shemale ker..opss...

so actually currently they are running a new project on monorails...hurmm so nak recruit org laa niee.....so nanti factory dier dkt rawang..RAWANGG?????? uishhhhh ceruk takkkk???

interview pon ok jer laaa kot...takder laa complicated questions sangat yang ditanye compared to Motorola which was waaaayyyyyyy much more complicated......after interview dah happy and relieeeeffff gilersss...... then terus gerak UIA n settle paper yang patut...and then i g lepak with my buddies... REDZA and NAJA.... aiyyyaaaa....gonna miss u guys laa... and i know..u guys are gonna miss me moreeee...kuangkuangkuangkuangkuang.......

Redza and Naja....u guys are the greatest friends i've ever met..love u guyss!!!!!!thanks for everything......(",)

With naja.....a friend in need is a friend indeed... thank u for being there whenever i need u...:)

but you're "NOT SO BRAVE"....lemon and herbs jerk??instead of hot peri-peri??? tak mencabar langsungg....!!

after lepakss...i went for another therapy session.....hahahahhahaharkkssss.....akak suke akak suke..tepuk tangan..tepuk tangannn...i gi manee?? hehehe gi rumah kedua i...laaaaaaaamee tak lepak sini....

hint hint....

Trip to Ulu Yam...(continued)

hurmm..mase kitorang pegi tuh tak ujan laa plak..so Alhamdulillah..the weather was just nice....so leh bermandi manda sampai luper diri....sejukkk gilerss...dah bertahun tak mandi sungaii...asyik mandi air paip jerkk....

cubaan nak menyejukkan air botol...takder laaa sejuk maneee ponnnn....cessss...ingat air kat kutub utara keee korang leh rendam2 kasik sejuk??

bagus... rajin anak2 dara nieeee.....sape nak wat menantu..leh amik dorang nieee....iihihhik..

haaahhh...nih anak2 dara yang "rajin" makan sambil berendamm... (mati laa kan melantak lam air..ahahhakss...)

haahh anak dara lagik sorang nih lagikkk laaaaa.....dah makan... bereenndamm balikkkk....ahhahaahahahaa...(senonoh sungguh)

last shot lam air before balikssss...(from left: oya, una(driver),jiji,akram,diana-k,syikin,ain(kt blakang))

time ni dah nak balik..kelam kabut kemas barang...i tolong tengok..ahhahahaha...cess tak laa sekeji itu ok..i tolong laa angkat beg2 yg ringan tuh...kihkhihkih..

kena wat rantai..(erk rantai ker rangkai???)...nak angkut sumer barang ke seberang sane...baguss.sumer memberikan kerjasama yang terbaikkk....terima kasih....hohoho

sungguh2 dorang angkat barang...i tolong pass kan jerk barang...ehhehehe..harks...

dah sampai kt atas...tetibe takleh nak kuarrr...org2 yang sangat bijak pandai...park keta kat luar...pastuh org yang park kat dlm ni tak pat kuar.. otak letak kat lutut keeeee woiiii??? nak park tgk laaa kete lain..ni tidakkk.. mainn parkingggg jerkkk... panasss tol laaa....dah ler kene tungguuu org kuarkan keta..baru ader laluan nak kuar...cesss hanginn!!

sangat marah ok...kene jage laluan tak kasik org park kat situuu...cessssss!!!

Trip to Ulu Yam...

this was my first time pegi Ulu Yam....memang uuuuluuu sangat laaa Yam nie kannnnn..y??? sebab kat atas nunnnn takder coverage ok...the yellow man tak follow ponnn sampai ulu yam....canoo??? tak masuk package ke banggg?? cess... celcom pon takder.. Maxis laaaagik la takder..(cess unsur2 racist line di situh.hakhakhak..power to celcom!!..opss)....

on Sunday tu i dr Seremban..so gerak around 7.30 am...sampai UIA around 8.00 a.m.. opss...(matilaa kan stengah jam jer dah sampai.....) dorang kate nak gerakkk kol 8.00am... KATENYERlaaa...kol 8.30 pon tak gerak lagik nihhh.. nunggu org....nunggu transport (ops..dah numpang kan..hikss..bising plakk)..owh..i didnt drive..cuti...org suh naik keta org len..wahh sukeeee... i leh relax gitu...asyik jadik driver jerkk..jadik penumpangnyerr jaranngg benorrr....

sumer dah mandi...kecuali ader sorang tak mandii..ops..saper???( owh i mandi kayyy...)..alia x mandi!! ahhahaa....which one is alia?? go figure!!

me and pipah.....

on the way nak ke tempat yang sangat ulu...

before that..... 1st team dah gerak pas subuh tadik..pergh awal ko..(pas subuh katenyerrrr....padahalll....hahahakss..)..so dorang dah reserve tempat and setting masak2 sumer...i datang makann jer.....dulikkss...ahhahaks..(ops....mak mentua bace terus reject ok jadik menantu..hahaks...)

adehhh...manee dorang niee???...tak jumper plak mane tempat dorang lepak...

pheuuwhh sampai juge akhirnyer.....

so tema tok ari tuh adalahh..."MANDI-MAKAN-MANDI-MAKAN-MAKAN-MAKAN-MANDI"...opss....makan lagik banyak dari mandi nokss....mati laa gemukss....dulikss..!!! hiks...(ops..ader cabaran nak kena kuruskan pipi within 2 months...boleh keee noks???adehh dushh dushh..) ader tips cemane nak kuruskan pipi?? hokhohkhohk...

slurrpppyy....(i tolong tgk and tolong tangkap gambo jerk blehh?? ehhehe)

menu for that day ader banyak.....nasi goreng..coleslaw...ayam....fried bi hun...hot dogs...egg and sardine sandwiches....uishhh....sampai ke sudah..ayam tak abisss... banyak nooo....

see..sumer kebuluran pas berendam...

pas berendam tangkap gambo lu...(bukan nak nolong masakk kan..hhoohokss..)

nak gossip sket..pssttt..pstttt...
time kitorang dtg tuh...ader laa a group of youngsters kan.... ok laa the girls sexy mexy abis...sib baik tak bogel jer mandi kt seblah tmpt kitorang tuh...kalo tak haruss i snap pixies bg u all tengok..harksss.... confirm hits naik kan..kuangkuangkuangkuang.... okey laa the girls with their boys laa of course kan.... to cut it short .....time dorang dah abis mandi..so ader laa one girl niee tukar underwear and bra sumer cukup depan mateeeeeeee kitorang yg ramai2 niee..sambil laaaa pakwe dier hold kan the towel for her.... so it's like... she's facing her bf..while her bf holding the towel for her....cessssssss kejiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... gi salin kat celah semak nunnnn boleh tak??? akai hangggg letak kat b****t ker beb?? cesss..melayu plak tuh...cesss lagik.....i tak sempat nak snap..sebab dorang pandang2 jer kitorang..sebab kitorang pon pandang2 dorang.....bayangkannn ader 30 org pempuan kat situh nengok perangai ko yg "SENONOH" tuh kan...heishhhhhhhhh...

ok dah.....

ni NANA..sukeee makaaannn jer.....masak tak..mandi takk..so motiff dier join trip ni tok makan sajork...ahahhahaks..laarriiikkksss...

huish..tak best sgt laa mandi kat sini coz cetek satu hal ...pastuh ramai org plak tuh..dah tentu laa time school holidays nie kan ramai...heishh....yg part seronok nyer kan....dah berendam2 ...gi makan..pastuh rendam balik..makan balik..pastuh berendammmm sambil makan...thennn makannn sambil berendam..boleh???? AHHAHAKS.....

me and pipah....tgh kuyup....

aksi berendammmmmm??? next entry la plak..ponek lak denn....