They Wait!!!

Dorang tunggu????? haaaa....waiting for what weh???? tunggu org datang meminang keee???? muahahahahaa....(ngenyam nak kawin per aku nieeee... hikss...) nih tajuk MOVIE la korang.....have u ever heard bout this movie??? i tak nah dgr pon....tapi slalu lalu-lalang kat cinema kan..(motiff nak lalu-lalang kt cinemaa???? muahaha ayat cover slalu sgt tgk wayang.....hikss..)...then nampak poster They Wait nie..uiiii gambarrrr cam serammm.. i sangaaattttt SUKE tgk filem seram nie..muahaha (tapi..kt dlm wayang kan..ader laa 50 mm jer luas pandangan tgk screen...muahahaha..tutop mukee wehhh!!!)...

jahitan kt mulut tuh takder motif wehhhhh.....cessss!!!! (tapi cuak gak laa kan tgk gambo cenggini......seriauuuu kay..)

iyer...i penakot..so? muakakakaka... saper dok kt seblah i time tgk citer horror2 nie kan..mmg abissss laa weh....tak merah2 tangan ko.....paling tidak pon PEKAK laa jap...sebab ader perempuan giler jerit tak ingat kt seblah...(sapee?? entah..sape ntah....)

okeh meh sini nak citer synopsis dier meh......

Jaime King berlakon weh dalam citer niee...lain ah muke dier......(korang kenal tak sape Jaime King?..muahaha..sebab i pon kenal tak kenal..boleH?? harks...)...Sara (Jaime King) kahwin dgn this one chinese guy, Jason (Terry Chen..adakah korang kenal sape??? i pon tak kenal..duliks laa...at least badan dier HOTTTTTT!!! muahaahahahahahaha..ops...kay lain lak dah gie nyer...tak horror dah citer dier tok 5 seconds....ahhahaah..).. Dorang ader anak laki sorang, Sam (Regan Oey)...comey weh dak niee.... kekdahnyer dorang nih tinggal kat Shanghai for 3 years..(sian weh bini omputih dier nie kene dok kat negara laki dier kan....kompom tertekan jiwa raga dan mental...alaa korang pon mesti aa camtuh..terpaksee ikut lakiii gi balik Bangla kee sebab ko kawin ngan Bangla kan..motiiff?? muahahaha ..ramai per kan Melayu kawin Mat Bangla/Nepal skang...harus la korang tertekan meroyan2 nak balik!! nak balik!!...weh ni dah script lain nie...)..kay sambung lik... pas 3 thn baru laa dorang balik North America to attend a funeral..pakcik Jason mati lak...harus la balik kan....so from here...strange things start to happen...pamm pamm pammmmmmm......

kene tetak jerk pempuan nieee...saper tetakkk??? AUNTY MEI!! muahahahaha...

and coincidentally...it just so happens to be "Hungry Ghost Month"...wehhh takot tak??? ader bulan Hantu Lapar....i takot u olssss!!!!...So this is the old chinese legend..(if im wrong...sorry yer...hiks...)..this is where the living pay respect to the dead by leaving food out and burning money and other items that they want to be passed over to the ghost realm..(like the normal scene yang kite slalu nampak the chinese selalu buatkan....bakar tv la ..kereta la...sib baik tuh sumer kertas..tapi kalo dah giler kayo...bleh la bakar Ferrari betul2 sebijik ke kan....muahaa..gilo??)....and time nie...it is supposedly the time of the year when there are more restless spirits roaming out...( yer siler takot skang!!!....kalo betol2 ader...harus i dok umah jer wehhh..tak kuar umah...kang terserempak ngan restless spirits tgh makan limau ke ape...mau koma kat situh gak...)

Then dorang kene stays with Jason's Aunt Mei...laki dier laa yg mati....time nie...Sam dak kecik tuh dah start nampak dahhh all the restless spirits..ader ngah makan limau laa ...ader nak makan budok laa......eisk.... mak dier....si Sarah pon leh nampak hantu gak...eh best kee kalo nampak hantu nie?? (if u guys given a chance to see ghost..korang nakk???? i kompomm....takNAK!!!)

hantu ni nak makan budok weh..before tuh dier tanye cengginie... "do you want to know a secret?"...haaaaaaaaaaa......pastuh dier terkam koo..time ni mmg terkezut ok....jatuh jantung i jap....

Pastuh Sarah nie terserempak dgn sorang Pharmacist nie...kire org tua yg jual2 ubat traditional cina nie kan cam tabib cina tuh....then dier ni tau la si Sam niee ader hantu nak soul dier...so he warns Sarah ..if things get worse...dier suh datang balik carik dier..so at first kompom laa minah ni tak caye kan..biase laa omputih kan....hiks..... haaa suspens tak suspens sangat laa..tapi i terpanjat2 gak laa weh.....nak jadik spoiler bleh???hikss.....

rupe2nyer..uncle Jason ngan Aunty Mei tuh jahattttt u olsss!!!!! pasal dorang laaaa Sam nyer soul nak kene amik kt hantu perempuan tuh weh.....kalo krg tgk poster tuh..hantu pempuan tuh mulut kene jahit kan??? ingat ader laa kene mengenaaa...kene bunuh then kene jahit mulut keee..then nak take revenge ke apee...tapi takder wehhhhh....takder kene mengenee... cesssss....... dorang sbnrnyer nak seludup darah beruang....aaa then time dulu2 dorang amik buruh pakse from china..then pakse2 dorang keje...jahat weh...(cam emo jer aku tulis kan....)

pastuh tulang2 org yang mati kat US nie...dorang tak pi anto balik China...haa...tuh yang THEY WAIT tuhhhh.... sebab based on the legend laa eh... dorang yang dah mati ni ..kene tanam laa tulang2 dorang nie dekat ngan kubur moyang2 dorang..kalo tak...tak aman tenteram laa roh2 nie..so kuar laa merayau.....then biler datang hungry ghost month nie....dorang yg restless ni pon gi laa merayau2 carik makanan... muehehe.... kalo ader org letak steak ke....KFC ker....big apple kee..muahahaha harusss berparti sakan wehhhhhh hantu2 nie....balik kuburrr dah gemokk..keje makan..muakakaka....ops....jgn over...(tetibe takot plak...)

disebab kan sam's soul nih dah kene pegang kt hantu tuh...so Sarah kene carik jalan laa nak suh lepaskan anak dier tuh...eish part nie cam sedih sket aaa...ibu sanggup lakukan aper sajeeee...even terpakse racun diri sendiri nak gi kat dunia hantu tuh....so at the end....HAPPY ENDING...muahaha biase laa kannn..kalo tak happy ending...harus laaaa i meroyan2 tunjuk perasaan kat situ....(cam kt India kan gitu....kalo hindustan tak happy ending....selagi tak terbakar cinema tuh...selagi tuh laaaa dorang dok meroyan2...cam pengarah tuh leh tukar jer jalan citer tuh kan...kalo dorang bakar2 panggung....paper la weh!!!!)

p/s: haaaa...nak tgk?? kalo bohsan2 takder citer....bleh laa korang gi tgk...... i rate this movie..... 5/10.....!!