# Dapat gadget baru...gf tak dilayan #

uwahhhh dramatic akkk?? wakkakakakaa...tak cayeee?? sila lihat gambar di bawah....

khusyukkk abesss ok layan hp baruuu dier tuuu..huh!!

seee...seeeee......awek kt dpn pon tak nmpk dah... (wahh overrr...muahahaa..)

time ni kitorang gi kajang.......layan satey hj samuri.... aiyooo..dah tak best aaa..tatau napeee..cam kureeennggggg jeeee......tak cam doluu doluuu..... dier layan gadget i layan sate jeee aaaaaa.....sob sob sob.....

tak tau aaa ekspresi muke apeee nieeee...

sateey yang dah tak ngancamm.........

eeeee geraaammm...tak tau geram kat satey keee geram kat org.....wakakakaka...

# Makan-makan di UMBAI #

slurrppp sluurrppp..... kitorang gi Melaka ader 1 mission jee nak makan ikan bakarr.... so si Jebat a.k.a abg rambut gulung dah standby kat saneee...kitorang meet up kat umah sewa dier.. then terus shoot naik kete turboo dier yang LAJU tu....wakakakkaa...pastuh kete dier leh bersiul2 wa cakap sama luuu...kagum sejenak.............................................................................................................................................

okeh dah abes kagum.....

nih aaa abg rambut gulung tuuu... wakakkaa.. dier bawak kitorang makan kat medan ikan bakar hj musa kat Kg Alai....

sampai sane dah kol 8.30 kot...tapi terang benderang jer weh...takder maknenyer lah dorang nak tutop lampu kan..........tapi ramainyer manusiaaa...... kitorang amik table....terusss gi pilih nak makan aper... me and bojeng pilih ikan aper pon tak tau...(wakakkaa.... tuh laa RAJIN sgt gi pasar kan....cenggini laa...ikan pon tak kenalll..)....then amik udang..amik sotong (Jebat kate sotong tepung dier terbaikkkk...)....then amik menatang2 bercengkerang yang cam buluh tuh (tatau namee..) ngan satu gi cam siput aper ntah..(tatau name jugak..heeee..) main sebattttt jer....hohohohohoh...

ni salah satu gerai yang ader kat situ.....

macam-macam ikan ader....pilih jer...... ikan apeee.....?? tatauuu....ekekkeeke

sotong menu wajib laaa kannnn...

kat situ dier letak nasik lemak..panas gi....tapi kecikkkk giler bungkusan dier weh..celah gigi korang jee kalo makan..tapi nasi lemak tuh kire sampingan la kan.. main course are all the seafood yang u pilih tadik aaa....slurrpp....sambil menaip nie pon leh kecur2 lagik air liur guweee.....aaarghhh sedapppppp....!!!

tuh nasi lemak lemak dier.....nasi lemak 50 sen jer agaknyer...... kecik bebenauu.....

haaaa....coconut jelly ni terbaik aahh...i sukeeee gilerrrrrrr....

kat situ ader otak2 juge... and i ske makan this coconut jelly....sodappppp...makan sejuk2 mmg terbaik aaaaa.....

kepuasannn terpancar di mukeee ku.....hhohoohohh....diet lebur...........

sotong goreng tepung.....perghhhh ...betol aaaa bro...mmg terbaik ah....!!

nih laa menatang cengkerang yang cam ala2 buluh tu....tapi tatau name...suke giler makan menatang nie......tapi isi dier ..rupe cam ala2...tettttttttttt....ekekekekeke

uish tangan sapaa laa tuu......sodap weh menatang nie...kitorang buat masak halia.....slurrppp....!!!

nih siput aper tah tau..tapi sedapp jer...masak cili........abaikan jari2 mereka tuh....tak tau aper motip dorang kannnn....cittt...

ikan masak 3 rase...(dont ask ikan ape okeey......hohohoho)....... sodappp wehhh!!!

tadaaaaaa....licin licauuuuu.........abg rmbt gulung makan 3 bungkus nasi lemak...bojeng makan 2 bungkus..i makan satu jerk....huishhhhh berpada2 laa kan......hohohohh...

lepas kenyang..abg rambut gulung kene msg Qistina spa Q......waakaakkaa....

yeahh kami kekenyangann.........nanti mau datang lagik.... abg rambut gulung open table plakk nanti eh....time kasihhhhhhh!!!!!...hiks...

# My Own Hour#

On the way to Melaka.... we called our fren kt Melaka...si Jebat... suh dier bawak kitorang gi makan....ehhehee..sib bek laa dier single mingle so kompemmm laaaa takder plan nak ngedate ngan sesape...ekekekeke.... so culik jap jadik supir kitorang.......ahahahaha

on the way tu kan.......heee....time niee aaaaa i got a surprise from my bojeng...... hiksss.....

bojeng: baby...tadi b nampak jam kat lam kete nie....jam baby...

dk: huh??? mane plak dtg jam baby kat lam kete lak....... tercicir eh lam niee?? manee? mane?? ( knowing me... i skeee sepah2 barang..tidak kira dimana i berada..muahahaha)

bojeng : ader....carik laaa....

dk: (i dah confuse......) eh....ayang nampak kat manee nieee jam sayang nieeee? kat umah eh??? ayang amik??

bojeng : haah...ayang amik kt umah..carik laaa..

dk: (sambil i tercarik2 lam kete tuhh...tapi mmg nan adooo laa jam sepah2 lam tuh kann..)

bojeng : cube carik dalam beg merah b......

dk: dalam beg merah???? (terus seluk......nan ado gakk...)

bojeng : (mungkin dahh penat jugak kan suh i carikkk tak jumper2 jugakk...wakakka..terussss dier cakap..)...meh laaa b amik... tutop mate lu....

dk: apersal lak jam baby...kene tutop mate lak nak bagi??(sengal lagik nieeee....tak pahamm....)

bojeng: tutop jer laa mate....kalo tak... tak mo bg..

dk: (smgt tutop mate niii...)....

bojeng : nah..bukak mateeee....

taadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... hiks.... i nampak kotak..pas nampak kotak..nampak tulisan..DKNY...uiii...apakah inii??? perfume kah??? (sengal kan..dah kate jam tadik.......ohohohoh...).... i was totally surprisedddd!!!! aiyoooo....tak tau nak kate apeee.......

heeee..

im speechless....

rupa2nyeee jam....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

huu....senyum sampai ke telingeeee......hohohohh...

lawa takkkk???? hehehhehee

Thanks b!!!!!! muuaaahhhh!!! loveeee u sooo muchhh ahhh!!! (wah dapat barang terus love u so much laa ape la kan....waakakka)..... syg sgt surprised with the gift....

he said...sempena Earth Hour laa ni..nanti time Earth Hour jee i leh ingat dier bg jam nie....wakaka..boleh gitu??

lalaalallaalalalalaaa...~~~~~~~~~~~

#Before the Special Hour of My Own#

heee......takleh blah plak kan tajuk entry..ader before and after lak eh...wakakaka.... gasakk laaa kan...sajeeeee nak kasi surpriseee..wahh surprise laa sangattttt......So on Saturday arituh..... ingat dating nyer agenda dah cancel kan...baru nakk frust tonggeng2..... tetibe jadik plakk.... so trus ajak bojeng turun my house and we meet up kt my house jer......

heeee....my mom dok sebok ckp tepon..kitorang dok sebok snappy pixies.....ngeee....

but then dier dah sampai.... kene amik kete la aper laaa ...so both of us had our late lunch dgn my mom...then after lunch baruuu ler antor my mom gi amik kete dier antor service...uiii banyak tol kann keje before nak gi ngedate niee...mmuehehehe...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

then dah antor my mom..blk my place balik.... my mom kate..ape kate kite sumer balik kg kan... but bojeng bawak motor dier gi sane skali lah..so malam kang after ngedate leh terusss shoot gi kg.... takder laaa i blk kg sengsorang kan......haishh..memacam dugaan nieeee before nak ngedate..hadappp jerr laaaaa...

sampai kampung.......antor my mom...terussss kitorang shoot pegiiii...... MELAKA!! hohohohohhoh........

# Akal dan Nafsu....#

Akal dan nafsu.....dua benda yang berbeza... and dua2 amat berkaitan antara satu sama lain.... kite kene seimbangkan apabila kita gunakan kedua2 benda nie..... hurm... okeh... entry pasal how to tackle a girl tuh kan... guy yang suh i citer tuh..suh explain one thing ni jugak..(perghhh ni dah cam buat assignment lecturer suh buat nieee...wakakkaa....sila bg markah lebih eh bro....huhuhuh).....

Perempuan ader 1 akal tapi nafsu nyer masyaallahh... ader 9!!! ahhahaa..bayaanggkannn..... akal sebijik je ..tapi nafsu berketul2....susah tak?? sendirii mau ingat laaa... lelaki plak... ader 9 akal....tapi nafsu 1 jer..... haaaa.... kompem laki lagi bijak pandai dari perempuan kan???? haaa betulkah fakta2 nie? hi hi hi hi... nih pandangan dr missdianakay jer... i tak buat kajian ke aper..but i citer saje2....based on my experience and also from my observations.....

biler citer pasal nafsu ngan akal nie kan.... perempuan nafsu kan 9..tapi akal 1...... tapi bile kite tgk... manusia nie..benda yang SATU tu kite sangattttt jagee..sangattt gunakan dgn sebaik2nyer...... tapi biler dah banyakkk tuh....we take it for granted..... tol tak?? ....tak tau laa if it applies to everyone ke tak.. but not all people are the same...aite??... same goes to women..

kite tgk laa eh nowadays.... kenape perempuan banyak kt uni? kenape perempuan dah banyak naik jadik manager laa CEO laa...and all those top management perempuan dah leh conquer... kenape?? bijak sangat kah mereka2 ini?? mane lelaki yang ader 9 akal tu?? mesti laa lagik berganda2 bijaknyer tol tak?? tapi most of them guna nafsu yang SATU tu....buat benda len yang tak berpekdah..CONTOH....cam drug addict.. brape ramai kite leh nmpk dkt pusat pemulihan tuh..majority lelaki kan?? this is one of the examples lah..(jangan marah...nih pandangan ajorkk..)

i tak kate perempuan tu bijak menggunakan akal dier.. tapi kadang2 it's true... kitorang ader banyak nafsu..9 kooo.... nafsu serakah tuh haa sepah2....ikutkan hati nak kawin 4 jugak ...?? ader terpikir?? huishh...tak pernah terlintas pon...... tapi we try to handle them with care and guna laa akal kitorang yg satu tu jer.... tapi bile kite tgk lelaki kan..even nafsu dier satu.... tapiii nafsu serakah dorang mengalahkan pempuan nieee haa yang ader 9.... akal yang 9 tuh pon dorang tak dapat nak gunekan pasal ape? pasal banyak sangat.. bak sini 2-3 ke bg kt kitorang niee.... hohooh..

tapi tak dinafikan.. lelaki banyak menggunakan akal dorang.... kite leh tgk la perempuan sukeee jer bertindak secare emosi.. dorang tak pikir panjang... ikut nafsu laa tu...muehehe...cam gi shopping laaa kan........ nafsu serakah nak bershopping tuh bapakkk laa membuak2 koo.... kekadang tak pk panjang..sebatttt jee sumer.. blk umah br nak nyesal ke ape....kannn??? tapi lelaki dier slalu pikir dulu aper dorang nak wat..kire dorang ader plan nak buat something tu...maybe tak semua..tapi kebanyakan yang I JUMPER cenggitu lah...perempuan niee ske main harung je kan...gituu...

tapi skang bab education ke business ke corporate world ke..perempuan dah makinn majuu menapak kehadapan nak kejar korang lelaki... tol tak??so.... sila siap sedia... dgn akal yang 1 ni kitorang try gune sebaiknyeee even kadang2/selalu nafsu menguasai diri dari akal fikiran..sebab 2 benda nie susah nak kawal... that's y kadang2 kite react cam tak berakai kan...

kalo benda nie dapat kawal..takder laaaa timbul problem org tuh kene rogol kee..laki kawin 4 ker..perempuan lari ikut laki gi balik bangla kee... perempuan ader affair dgn menteri ke..oppssss.. aaaa segala2 nyer mungkin takder lah kan...aman dunia nie ek...hiks....

i pon ader prob nak mengawal 2 benda nie sbnrnyer..susah beb...uiii.....tapi bojeng byk ajor laa pasal benda2 cenggini besides from experience i before this....pengalaman tuh menjagar kite tok menjadi lebih baik gituuu......heee.....so sama2 laa kite mengingati yer....... sekian......

# surprise lagiiiii!! #

heeee...mengades sungguh entry ku kan..so sad tak pat jumper bojeng ....hohoh... TETAPI.....dapat gak jumper...mmmuuehehehee.... last minute plan changed.. so ari sabtu ari sangat best selain drpd EARTH HOUR tuuu... erk korang bergelap tak?? ader paper berlaku??? mmuahahaa.....

time earth hour.......dkt tmpt yang i pegi tuh...cam takder berlaku paper pon..elok jer terang benderang...tak support langsung.......cesss...... tapi takper.....tmpt tuh tetap best ah..time kasih abg JEBAT krn membawa kami ke tmpt itu.........(kembang tekak wa panggil lu abg....)..

heee....before nak gi tmpt tuh kan.. i dapat surprise dr bojeng...uwahhhhhhh.... sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......alamak... gambar takder skang... so i update on that malam nie laa eh..after blk keje... huhuhuh.. sangat sukeeee dgn BENDA itu..... heeee... hint hint... I got my OWN HOUR...mmuehehehee....(oitt...sile jgn pk bukan2.....kihkihkhih)...

THANKS B!! (;))

# sob sob sob... im so sad... #

sob sob sob...... i cant meet my bojeng today.. dah laa sorang seremban sorang kl..aaaa panas betol laaa dok jejauh ni......(cehh macam laa jauh sgt kan...hohoho...) dedua pon patah kaki...bukan patah kaki yang patah kaki tuh aah... nih patah kaki transport ilang nan adoooo.. kete2 ku time ari niee laa my parents nak pi antor service kan..sabooooo jer laa... and si dia....kete dier tak muncul2.....ilang!!...wakkaka.. nak dating nek GTR dier?? aiyakkk... mau kene pelangkung ngan ibu ku nanti........

aper nak buat nieeee?? tension aaaaaa.... dah plan baik nyerr kan.... ari ni ader earth hour bagai.... dalam bergelap tuh leh laaa gi candle light dinner ker kann yang? hohohoh... punah hancur harapan ku....

biler dah takleh jumper nie...ape nak buat?? ermm dari tadik dok online ngan dier... webcam takder lak tuh... celcom berokband nieee mmg takleh laaaa nak berwebcam.... eish..tuh jer aaa satu kelemahan berokband nie... selain dari lembap...eh dah 2 weaknesses dah tu.. pakai laa streamyx...lagik better.... (org UK mesti nak kate...pindah laaa UK.. 16MB ader..slamberrrrrr....ceiittttt)..main click2 jer eh bro...trus terbukak.....takder laa leleh2 air mate tunggu satu page ke satu page nak bukak..damnn.. Malaysia....Malaysia... tanah tumpah darah jugak kan....... hadapp jer aaaa..

tgk tv? aish....takder citer best laa....nak masak? aishhh... tgk mood....kekee....kalo ckp bahan slamber..kalo ader satuuu je benda tak cukop..mmg tak slamber laaaa i nak masakk... (alasannnnnn kannnn...mmuahahaha..)....blog2 korang dah abes ku khatam..... seminggguuuuuuu tuu tak bace..gilooo... juling2 mate guwe membace...... perghhh.......

aper lagik nak buat...update entry? kang ader 10 entry kuar sat lagi nie.... ahhahaa ....korang lak juling2 nak bace kan...... aishh what to dooo what to dooooooo???

i miss my bojeng soo muchhh....aishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....(TT)

# Earth Hour#

Korang support EARTH HOUR tak??? i excited giler nak sambut nieee...terujaa nak tgk aper jadik..biler sumer benda pon gelap..tapi satu benda la takot..pencuri penyangak kan...eisk..dah kate sumer pon bergelap..senang aaaa dier nak wat keje..

so sediakan kan kayu ke ape ke...tok tetak pencuri...wkakakaa..

okeh lain dah pikiran -ve plak.... 1 hour bergelap starting from 8.30 PM besok.. pe eh nak wat... kalo gi dating ngan bojeng..ape nak buat kalo bergelap2 nie?? eisk eisk eisk...tak bleh tak bleh.. bahayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..wakakaka... kalo dok umah nak wat ape?? tgk tv kompem takdok benda..sebab sumer tv pon support earth hour nie.. SEJAM jer pon....hopefully hujan..gelap2..perghhh layan TIDOOOO..wakakakaka kesimpulannyeeeeee..

so korang....dah ader plan ke? hiks.... moh laa kite bergelap ramai2..kasik Bumi nie sejuk sket tok SEJAM jer.... SEJAMMMMM jer pon....xkan nak berkireeeee.....

IN THE DARK WE ARE ALL THE SAME

# How to tackle girls zaman sekarang??? #

there's a guy from facebook sent me a msg.... then dier tanye i...how to tackle or pikat girls zaman sekarang?..aiyoo yooo..... sejak biler plak jadik kaunselor nie...wakakaka.... okeh la eh..nih i cerita dari sudut pandangan MissDianaKay.. dan bukan mewakili semua wanita kt Malaysia or seantaro dunia nie yerk....

he also mentioned in the msg.... his friend broke up with his 10 years Gf and the x-gf married to someone else..... and he asked why? why the girl's heart can change easily?? why?? yerr... kenape yer.... sekarang nie...boleh dikatakan lelaki and perempuan same jer.... nak kate lelaki gatal miang nak gf/bini banyak.... tuh leh dipakai 10 thn lepas... sekarang?? same jer.... perkataan player tuh..dah leh dipakai dkt lelaki dan perempuan jugak.. PLAYBOY?? istilah dulu2 slaluuu dengar..skang leh laa buat istilah baru..PLAYGIRL...wakaka..apakah???

skang nie kalo u guys tgk... dah banyak yer perempuan yang mintak cerai sane sini.... becoz of other guy pon ader... sbnrnyer perspektif dan masalah dalam hal2 cenggini sangat berbeza... technical error tuh sangat luas laaaa...macam2 benda leh menjadikan benda2 cenggini berlaku... kenape leh berubah hati cepat sangat??? even dah 10 tahun kawan bagai.. org yang kawin 20-30 thn pon leh ceraiii bang.. ni kan plak baru couple2 manje gitu kan.......

susah beb susahh... zaman skrg ni makin mencabar.....cabaran tok pasangan2 zaman sekarang LAGI BESAR!!.... manusia makin berani.... kenape i cakap makin berani?? kite kasik contoh la eh... perempuan skang sangat berani beb...gatal miang tahap maximum pon yer jugak... laki org kee atok org kee pakcik org keee....mainn sebbatttttt jer...asal sedap..asal dapat aper dier nak..takder halll.... org len nyer perasaan kee masalah ke blakang kiree..same goes to man lah.... awek org ke tunang org ke bini org ke..korang nak..korang sebattt jee.... cinta ke tuh?? ke nafu je???? or EGO??? jawab ler sendiriiii.....

tapi takleh nak salahkan seblah pihak jer... sbnrnyer dedua kene mainkan peranan penting.... dedua kene tahu jage hati dan perasaan masing2...understanding is the most important thing in a relationship and same goes to trust jugak.... cemane nak tackle eh org pempuan skang??....dah tackle......cemane nak tambat dorang plak..??? so biler dah tambat..dier takleh nak lari mane2...melekatttt jer ngan korang...haaa..cemane??? susah tuuu....hohohohh....kenape i cakap susah??? sebab.... MEMANG SUSAH laaaaaaa....heeee....

INSECURE...yer...tuh antara word yang i slalu dgr eh... based on my own experience lah.... tak tau laa org len...... lelaki skang nie rase tak insecure dgn awek/bini sendiri...okeh tak kate semua..ni general... sapooo buek..dier terasooo laa gituu...hiks.... sebab aper insecure?? uiiii..banyak sebab... one of the reasons is perempuan tu sendiri... yerr.....kenape?

mungkin ramai laki nak ngorat dier? mungkin dier jenis yang fragile....leh senang2 jer berubah hati at a glance..??. or laki tuh sendiri rase lack of confidence ke bagai...keinginan tak tercapai ke...ader org lain ke kacau line...... banyak lah sebab....tapi antara banyak2 sebab tuh.. let's get back to basic...... antara u dan si dia...ader persefahaman kah? korang leh complete each other kah?? korang leh happy kan antara satu same lain tak?? if u can complete each other's life........ masalah2 ni takkan timbul.... yurp......this is what i thought laa ok...

ramai gak yang fikir... laki banyak duit pempuan nak..so laki yang kurang sket duit nie ditinggal2kan.... huishhh yer.. i agreee..... kalo tak ckp duit..cemane nak tanggung anak bini nanti? skang zaman sumer benda pon nak pakai duit....bukan pakai air liur kee bulu kee nak bayor barang...(kalo pakai bulu kompem i carik laki yang berbulu je kan....ahahahah......ops..) HOWEVER....tak sumer perempuan pon gila duit ok... gila rupa lah bagai... (tapi slalu nyer yang banyak duit ni laki org pastuh tak ensem lak tuh.... tapi pempuan duyun2 gak nak lekat kan......tak dapek laa nak nolong....tepok dada tanye selera...)

org kate... susah...same2 susah.. senang same2 senang......(nih aper yang i cuba pegang with my own relationship with bojeng...) tapi skang nie.. konsep tuh makin lame makin dilupakan... susah sorang2..senang same2...wakakaka..gituuu.. frankly speaking..dulu2 i pernah laa pk...nak bf kaya raya laa aper bagai.... so dah kawin cuci kaki jeee beb.... tapi....takder challenge benda tuh.....sebab nanti biler dah biase selesa senang..tetibe jadik susah..tuh yang cerai berai jadiknyerr......

so...skang konsep i dah bertukar...kesenangan tuh boleh dicarik.. tapi true love...korang leh dapat kat tepi jalan ke? atas meja opis korang ader jumper?? takder kan?? ahhaa...(tetibe meja opis.....kateeee menaip entry ni kat opis..wakkaka..ops.....).....

if u really love that person..of course laa u akan always stay depan blakang atas bawah dorang....huishh len macam je...hiks...... tak kire la susah ke senang ke...u guys will still stick together... tol tak?? but benda2 cenggini....if u tak jumper lagik....meaning...lom jumper laa THE ONE korang tuh.... sabaaaarrr....jodoh tak kemane.... setiap manusia diciptakan dgn berpasangan....(tapi yang andartu ke bujang terlajak tu ke..tatau laa nape tak kawin2 kan..kekadang jodoh ader depan mate..tapii sajooo ngelak........huh...demannnddd katenyeee...nak demand2 pon..cermin laa diri sendiri kan.... dah perfect ke nak demand??)

nak tackle pempuan nie senang jer..... asal korang pandai layan kehendak dorang..tak semestinye materials je..banyak care... be more creative..... pandai jage hati......jadik gentleman kee kan..pempuan cair beb.... perangai kasi elok laaa..jangan laaa cam chiii perangai ko..pastuh bising2 dapat pempuan perangai cam chii gak... Tuhan tuh Maha Adil..... korang baik...insyaallah dapat yang baik..kalo perangai cam lahanad...dapat org baik pon ader gak.. tapi tuh sumer keje Tuhan... ader laa hikmah dan pengajaran yang dier nak tunjuk kan kat kite tu....kalo perangai dedua cam lahanad.... NASIBBBB laaa..lu pikir laa sendiri.......

whatever pon...communication itu sangat penting.....kalo sorang sentap..dok diam je.... pastuh sorang lagik tak tahu what's happening..takder gune gak beb.... if ader masalah..sila lebih terbuka kepada pasangan masing... memang memula susahhhhh sangat... i ngan bojeng pon ader jer masalah cenggini..tapi we try to communicate with each other openly....walau dah seploh thn kenal.... mmg susahh beb... especially from my side.......heishhh....sebab tak biase.... tapi kalo nak dedua understand each other..kene laa biasekan... haaa kami ni tak kawin lagik..so citer nie berdasarkan pengalaman yang ader jer laa....yang dah kawin tuh kompemmmmmmm lagik banyakkk tips kan???

pasal senang berubah hati nie... hurmm... leh gak citer.... kasi sambung nanti2 laaa....hikssss...

p/s: kepada yang bertanye..nanti i sambung lagik entry pasal soalan2 u yang lain yer...:)

#Plastic Surgery#

Caye tak korang i dah buat plastic surgery....?? wakakkaakkakaa.... heishhh gilo apooo.....nih plastic surgery kat computer jer laaa..click click click..dahhhhh lainnnn......daaahhh lawwoooo..gituuuu.....

ari tuh i pi amik gambor passport..HR nak....hurmm.... lame dah tak amik gambo passport nieee.... last amik time biler pon tak hengat..last year kot...huishhh lamoo tak??..... uiii cina ni amik gambo i terkangkang2 korang tauu....cam kungfu pon ader...kagum jap.....................................................................................................

okey.....dah abes kagum...

pastuh dah amik....i pon ckp laa ngan that chinese guy...."ehhhh u kasi touch up cantek2 tauuuu...." waakakka.... mati laa kan..lam gambar nampak lawoo...in reality ......bapakkk laa hazab...ekekekeke....uishh cina tuh pon dgn melayan kan.... "of course maaaa....i leh kasi touch up kasi cantek punyaaa"..uwaaaa.... (dalam hatiii....tak cantekkk siappp koooo..)

pastuh i pi layan mamak dulu sorang2...wahhh..gilerrr aaa..lepak sengsorang...makan sengsorang..jarang tol buat cenggini di luar umah......huish... dah besauuu anak mak nie..hikss....overr..... pastuhhh nakt gk hasilnyer.... i sendiri terperanjatttttt..... rase cam bukan mukee sendiri jerr..muke org lain.....huishhhh.......

TAADAAAAAAA...

lain siot muke guwee..tanye my mom dier kate samee jer...eisk eisk eisk.. thanks to photoshop!! wakakakaka....

# The IRON WALL#

Haa..korang asyik tgk teater tok ti laa teater kemban laaa ...gi konsert tuh laaa..gi sunburst laa..gi konsert m. nasir bagai.. haaa ticket bukan calang2 murah..sumer mahal2...so nih i nak ajak laaaa korang beramal sket..(perghhhh giler lamee tak update blog..tetibe ajak korang beramal kan...mmmuahaha..br balik umrah kah?? wakakaka..cess korang...ticket rm20 jer tauuu per person....)

COMPLETE will be screening *"The Iron Wall"*, a thought provoking and impactful documentary which delves into the racist policy of Zionist Israel.The documentary very clearly depicts the catastrophic effects of the wallon the lives of the Palestinians. Close to 90% of the wall's construction isinside the West Bank, effectively cutting people off from families, schools,farmlands, hospitals, workplaces...In other words, completely isolating them.

You'd be shocked at the wanton aggression of arms bearing settlers,terrorising an already oppressed people. This is one documentary not to be missed.The documentary will be followed by a panel discussion. Panelists include Ambassador of the State of Palestine, senior official from the Ministry ofForeign Affairs and an Ambassador from a foreign mission.

Date : 5th April 2009 (SUNDAY)

Time: 9.30 am

Venue: Auditorium DBKL 3rd Floor, Bangunan DBKL, Jalan Raja Laut.

We would like to appeal to you to encourage family members, friends,business associates, colleagues, clients etc to purchase tickets for this event, at a minimum donation of RM20 per ticket. I have little doubt that with your vast network of friends, you will be able to encourage them to participate in this worthy cause, InsyaAllah .

You can contact: Mimi - 012 372 3135 .

I have also attached flyers for your kind distribution. You could even put the flyer in your blog, if there is that possibility. For those who would like to give a helping hand, they may do so by contacting Azra at 016 209 4500 .

Otherwise, u can also contact Ayu the sun or email her at siti.amiha.ayu@gmail.com

Jom jom jom.....bukan jom heboh ok.... jom gi tgk... insyaallah..kalo takder aral melintang... sampai laa kesane.....:)

p/s: ehhhhh ader org dah suh i ttp blog sebab dah lame tak update gitu...wakakaka... yer yer....bukan aper..celcom berokband kt umah buat hal laaa...cam chiiiiii!!!....ill be back soon la eh......keje pon sepah2 u ols kt opis....perghhh....*nangeessssss*

#Brunch#

lepasssss jer cuci mate darah2 hidung kt PWTC tuu...muaahahaha....baru aaa perut rase lapooorrr.... pastuh balik Pan Pac.... tgk2 ader promo for buffet brunch ....weeeee.......international food lak tuh.......diet ilang dah.....tak pk aper...mari melantakkkkkkk sampai muntah...!!! ( nih sajee nieeee motip citer makan..... takder aper nak citer nie..kang asik citerrrrr pasal breastfeeding laa ape laa..kang..meroyan2 lakkkkk korang...especially yg lelaki2 tuh yer...aishh..bg can aaaa...nak menang gi Bali niee...hohohoh...)

wahhhh.....ari2 ku makin busy...sooo update aper yg ader dalam draft dulu yer...heee..amponnnnn......

grilled salmon..... nih 1st thing yang i amik..... i sangat penggila salmon!!

tempura..... heeeee....asal tak makan nasi..kire ok laa tuh....

haaa makan benda2 berkhasiat jer nieee........

dan yang nie aaa PALING BERKHASIAT DAN 'TAK' MENGEMUKKAN...muahahahaha

muka puas hati...makan sampai tak leh makan dah...

heee..muke bondaku yang kenyang gak tak terkateee...

okey..even diet tunggang langgang sket seminggu dua nie..tapi tetap still under control lah...nih pon dah lame tak jumper my consultant... uwahh..harus dier mengamuk tetibeee naik kann..tak turun2...hohoohh...i pon harus nanges skali......muehehhe.....aiyoooo my life pon tunggang terbalik niee...busy ya amat kat opis...saboo je laa...blog pon habes tak update..... nanti biler everything dah stable.......ill be back yerrrrrr.......... nak blog hopping kat blog korang pon tak sempat nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... amponnnnnn!!!!.... banyaknyer mau khatammmmkannnn!!!allalallalalalaaaa..~~~ pengsan...

#MATTA Fair and Jewellery Fair#

heeee.....i dah tak tau nak update aper nieee......ni tetibe ader lam draft daaaaaa..pejadah laa kan.... upload pixies jerk..tapi takder citerrr... so alang2 dah dok lam draft nie..meh aaa citer sket2...........

ramaiiiiii bangatt yang datanggg......poning paloooooo ......

nih time MATTA Fair ari tuh niee.... i tak gi pon...sesakkkk aaaaa...tak kuaseee...... lagik pon masuk nak wat per pon..bukan nak pi melancong mane pon..takat balik sban-kl-sban ..... ader tambang murah ke naik komuter????? nan adooo.....,.....

camera fair...murah2 gileeeerr camera kat sini..... cam nak beli seplohh je rasenyer..wahh..pastuh baling2 bagi kat korang......berangannnnnn!!....muakakaka

tapi dulu2 nyer MATTA Fair...tak semeriah skang niee..... punyer banyak FAIR dah ader kat sini.....korang nak ape????? Camera Fair? Jewellery Fair? education fair??? laki org buat fair pon adooooooooooo...mmmuuahahahhaa....opsss....

me and my mom pi jalan2 nak cuci mate kononnyer....memula pi kat education fair organized by MARA..yer..i kalo leh nak smbg Master....cadang nyer laa..ehehe...tapi kat situ sumer tok lepasan SPM bersepah laa..tok prog Master.......nan adoooo...kecewaaa.....

so nampak laaaaa banner Jewellery fair kan...cingg cingg cinggg...bersinar2 mate my mom kann....tak sempat2 ok...trusssss pegi terjah saneee... perghhhhhhhhhhh....masuk2 jer dah rabun mateeeee wehhhh..silauuuuuuu...berkilau2...aaaaa...*pengsan*

weeee...mari mari carik cincinnnn!!!

diamond dier besau2 ok...harga pon kompem la besau2......aaaa geramm.... my mom kate...nih salah bawak org nie..patut bawak si bojeng skali ....wakakakakkaa.... kompem pengsan mamat tuh menggigil2 kalo satu cincin diamond tuh dah regeeeee leh beli bungalow okk...... heeeeee.... takper laaa x dpt beli...dapat rase pakai pon jadik aaa...huuuuu........even 5 minit cube2 try kan pakai cincin rm300,000....gilooooooo....rase nak rompakk jer...ihhiihh...

nih baru sket jer ....bersepah2 lagikk jewellery dalam tuu..... tak juling2 mate kannn tengok?? eeeeeeee....

saper2 yg masuk mmg kompemm laa giler tgk Pesta Diamond lam tu...aaa meleleh2 air mate ok.... berdarah idungggg.........................

haishhhh........geramm beb gerammmmm....

diamond is woman's bestfriend

hohohohohohohohh...

#HQ with Boss#

haaa ari niii i ikut boss gi HQ kt Damansara....dier mau introduce samaa staff di sanaa.. uwahhh... i nervous...hohohohohhohoh...... tapi 2day casual day... so slamber laa pakai jeans kann pasth pakai t-shirt hard rock bali yg baruuu...yeayyy!! ekekeke.. then leh mengular...opss....ngular ke manee???? ngih ngih ngih..

kalo time smayang Jumaat .... leh laaa mintak permission kat boss nak gi ngular lunch jap ngan GBM... yer geng Kiara....kalo ader kesempatann..kite lunch same york!!!!! eh by the time entry nie kuar dah lepas waktuh lunch pon...muahahaha... taktau laaa tercapai ke tidak hasrat ku..

ill update more once i get back yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from HQ!! dug dag dug dag dug dag!!

motippp letak gambo ku???eh pipi i ader kurang takkkk?? korang berlaku jujurrr tau....hoohho..i terimeeee...ekekekekkee

p/s: adeh jgn laa kene transfer sane plak kan.......

#Menyusu Bayi dgn Mudah Skali by TLC#

haaaaa...ehhh.....entry2 i pasal TLC....ader gak teruna dan bapak2 berminat bace yer...bagus2.....nanti leh bagik kat bini keeee kakak ke adik keee kan...... sesuaiiii!! haaa kali niee i nak citer pasal BRA...wakakakkaa...sukeeee korang kann..especially yang lelaki tuh kan.. PANTANG wehh!!! dah shohh shoh..bace entry lain....ni tok mak2 jer....muahahaahhaa

korang pernah tgk org menyusukan baby tak??? i slaluuuuu gak aaa nampak...(bukan i mengintai ok!! dah orang tuh netek depan mate i...nak wat cemaneee kan....heeeeee...) anyways..... masalah time baby nak "nenen" ni kan bilerrr berada kat public dan ader ramai org kat keliling.... aiyakkkk...malu dah satu hal... nak bukak2 dah satu hal.... susah kan?????

heeee...ni brg from TLC lagik bebbbb...bagussss laaaaa..... macam2 adooooo.... yang nie i tgk.... NURSING SHAWL...4-in-1 okey!! multipurpose!!......meletopsss.....skang kan ramai pakai shawl kan.... so diorang applikasikan shawl ni for nursing plak....

korang sarung jer....then bleh breastfeed ur baby tanpa segan silu dan secare tak langsung still nampak stylooooo!!! perghhhhhh over kann..ekekeke...tapi serious...cool laaa shawl nie....leh pakai gi mane2 jer pon.....kalo laki korang nak main nyorok2 lam tuh pon takper....opppssss....tetttttttttttttttttt.....anak dara pon leh laaa beli..... pakai skang..nanti leh tahan sampai beranak pinak gituu kan.......(bojeng..sila belikan..ahahhaa..tetibeee..)

nampak kaki baby jeee kann...hikss...

haaa..cam tak nampakk jeee baby lam tuu... jgn risauuuu...kain dier sejuk..takder lemas nyer baby lam tuuu....

haaa cenggini pon bleh....lawa kann color pink??
(purple jugakkk yang takdok!!!)

haa ko...kat stroller pon leh sarunggg...nak elak baby kene matahari...sangatttt useful ok!!

shawl ni tak panas beb... coz it says the shawl is EXTREMELY lightweight and breathable... the shawl is not cotton but it is a natural fiber....macam2 color adoooo...macam2 corak pon adooo.... sila silaaa pegi ke sini....4-in-1 nursing shawl....rege dier rm105 ajorkkk....

haa tadik nak citer pasal bra kan...hahahaa...nih nak citer pasal NURSING BRA daaaaa...eisk eisk.. ehhh TLC sells banyak jenis bra ok... sexyyyyy pon ader....jangan main2!! ingat nursing bra tak sexy ker.....hohohoh...senang ah pakai nursing bra nie..takder laaa korang nak terbukak2 bra tuh..terselak2 bra tuh kan.. nih korang bukak jer cup tuh... TAADDAAAAAAA.....ahahahaha.... bleh laaaa teruskan agenda breastfeed...easy and simple.... dah abes...tutop laa balik....

peewwittt..hot mamaaaaa!!!

haaa selain pikat suami kan.....kihkhikhi...korang leh nyusukan baby korang dgn senang jugeeeee....
(yang ayah nyer jangan lak over ok!!....)

see..senang ajerrr...bukak jer katup tuuuu... pastuh....tadaaaaa....ekekekekke

takmo pakai bra..pakai top sudahh... ader jugakkk..NURSING TOP.. haaaa....nih main bukak katup bukak katup jer nieee...... senang beb... takyah selak baju dari bawah.... bukak tali jer..pastuhhhh reveal laa segalanye....ekkekeek...senangkan??? heeee....(bapak2 pon mesti sukee kan bini korang pakai nursing top nie?? ahhaha...tettttttt....)

haaa nursing top dier leh bukak cenggitu jerk ......mudah kan????

biler dah pregnant.. then dah deliver baby...berat kompom naik kan... n off course...lilitan badan pon naik jugakkkk koo..... bra pon tak muat nak pakai.... TLC ader gak jual bra extender... haaa takyah membazir beli bra baruu!!! (alasannn nak shopping kaannn..muehehe).... ni ekonomi meleset niee..beli bra extender sudahhh.. jimat.... ehhehehe....kalo cup korang tak berubah laa..kalo cup berubah.... takder plak dier jual cup extender ke....ngihngihngih...

takyah jahit pon...main sangkut jer....dah dapatt bra "baru"....ehehehehe


Happy BreastFeeding ibu2 sumerrrrrrrrrrr!!! Mudah dan Selesa dgn The Lil Caliph!!!